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If you can't trust a transexual escort, who can you trust?

By TS Carmen Melbourne

I have always loathed writing ads as an escort because the escort ad market is flooded with such stupid cliches and meaningless sensationalized ad copy that you can't help but feel like a wanker even if you ARE (funnily enough) telling the truth. I have no issue knowing that guys are not disappointed when they meet me or going to be let down by the size of my "she-knob" or its functionality.

It seems that most escorts are getting younger, bigger she-knobs, becoming fully functional and definitely OVER-active all of a sudden and bust sizes keep increasing amazingly even when there is no surgery involved. (Damn! I knew that cream from Demtel was fool proof) 

With so many "supermodel escorts" who are "very model like" and "HIGH CLASS" there seems to be a profliferation of super "human" transexuals offering "diamond level" services- must be like a rating one for life thing with RACV perhaps? It would make for a lovely story for the many thousands, if not millions of guys who worship shemales in Australia and worldwide. Sadly im sure most guys are awake up to the fact that trannies who are the "real deal" with a fully functioning tool and fully functioning brain are actually very few and far between despite what the embellished ad wording and photoshopped photos might suggest.

I admire creativity but I really struggle to think and it is a concern to think that catchphrases and dodgey scammers actually get people falling into them. Recently I noticed a particular shemale escort who is (allegedly) notoriously dodgey reassuring potential clients of how honest and down to earth she is! What next? When Debbie Desperate dishonest transexual escorts are using their "honesty" as a point of sale? Very funny but i'm not sure

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